Myths & Lore of Parenting: #48
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My son, fighting with a stream of water . . . and losing.
How to tell little girls from little boys at the splash park:
The little girls are the ones trying to drink the water . . . and the little boys are the ones trying to KILL AND MAIM the water to AVENGE THE TERRIBLE EVILS IT HATH WROUGHT.
You’ll get ‘em next time, son . . .
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Adoration’s Throat Punch
As a parent, I can think of nothing more rewarding.
Our children get along so well together. Our children . . . are friends.
Even at this young age, they care for one another, they love one another, they are very close.
Parker refers to his sister as “My Maddy.”
It’s just so heartening to see how they . . .
Oh crap! Gotta go.
One of them just punched the other one in the eye.