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A crying baby coulda got OJ convicted FOR SURE.

Posted on November 23, 2010 by Before I Had Kids
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The life of a child is really just one big, long negotiation to wear down parents to the point of giving in to more chocolate, fewer vegetables, later bedtime, and more allowance.

How do kids stack up to other groups in terms of . . .

Best Negotiators

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Most Effective Negotiators Chart

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