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A Brief Word on the Superiority of the Canadian Bacon n’ Egg McMuffin

Posted on by Before I Had Kids
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Billions of other people also don't like McDonald's

 

I’m actually not a huge fan of McDonald’s post-10:30-AM lineup, but I really like McDonald’s breakfast.

 

I used to get one or two Bacon n’ Egg McMuffin per month (7 or 8).

 

Then I moved to the United States.

 

McDonald’s is McDonald’s is McDonald’s, right? A Bacon n’ Egg McMuffin in Seattle can’t be that different from a Bacon n’ Egg McMuffin in Calgary, right? Right??

 

WRONG

 

Oh my friend, you could hardly be wronger and less delicious.

 

From the fresh-baked English muffin to the proper crispy bacon to the far superior delicately cooked fresh egg . . . there’s no comparison. The Canadian Bacon n’ Egg McMuffin is superior in every way. It’s like night and (bright, bacony, cheese-melty) day.

 

So to celebrate our return to Canada, forget the champagne . . . I went to McDonald’s for breakfast.

 

 

Product shot:

My breakfast didn't look like this but it was still awesome

Actual product:

 

Delicious whether it looks like the marketing or not

 

 

Delicious nonetheless:

Nerd eating McDonald's Breakfast

 

 

- carey