A Staggering Work of Heartbreaking Genius

Which book would you like to read before bedtime tonight, honey?

This book.

Um . . . are you sure?  I don’t know if that’s the best book to read.

Ya, dis book.

But honey, wouldn’t you rather read . . .

NO!  Dis book!  Peese?  Peese?  Peese Dadden?

Sigh.  Okay honey, we’ll read this book. 

I’m sure we’ll have a blast reading this blank Dora The Explorer notepad.

I can’t wait to find out how it ends.