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The prescription drug warning label I’d like to see

Posted on May 14, 2013 by Before I Had Kids
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The current standard for prescription drug warning labeling - like how many people actually operate heavy machinery on a regular basis anyway?

 

Actually, most of these things should not be attempted even if you're NOT on prescription medication.

Posted in Life in General | Tagged Comics, Drugs, Funny, IKEA, Manifestos, Pills, Prescriptions | 1 Reply

What if a Hollywood movie studio named your baby

Posted on February 12, 2013 by Before I Had Kids
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What if a Hollywood movie studio exec helped name your baby?

 

 

Struggling with a name for daughter

 

The Hollywood movie studio executive agrees on Jessica

 

Jessica is too yogurty, didn't test well with audiences

 

Last-minute changes because Honda made an offer to pay for naming rights

 

It's a girl! Now let's talk about George Clooney in the sequel.

Posted in Kids | Tagged Baby Names, Comics, George Clooney, Hollywood, Honda, Jessica, Movies, Pregnant, Ryan Gosling | Leave a reply

5 reasons why nachos are better than broccoli

Posted on October 17, 2012 by Before I Had Kids
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5 Reasons Why Nachos are Better than Broccoli

Nachos are Healthier than Broccoli

 

 

Broccoli Florets are Stupid

 

Salsa is the World's Greatest Condiment

 

 

Growing Season for Broccoli Vs Nachos

 

 

Nachos for Dinner Makes me Happy

Buy the Nachos Poster

Posted in Life in General | Tagged Albino Cauliflower, Broccoli, Comics, Food, Funny, Nachos | 2 Replies

Earth’s 4 most incredible bodies of water

Posted on October 11, 2012 by Before I Had Kids
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Earth's Most Incredible Bodies of Water

 

Shop for "Bodies of Water" posters

 

Posted in Parenting | Tagged Amazon, Bathing, Comics, Funny, Lake Superior, Largest Bodies of Water, Pacific Ocean, Poster | 1 Reply

Parenting Math #3 – Legonalysis

Posted on October 1, 2012 by Before I Had Kids
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Toddlers losing blocks

Posted in Toddlers | Tagged Blocks, Comics, Lego, Math, Toddlers | Leave a reply

Before I Had Kids 2012 Band-Aid Reviews

Posted on September 27, 2012 by Before I Had Kids
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Reviews of Kids Band Aids

Yoda Band Aid Review

Cars 2 Band Aid

 

Dora the Explorer Band Aid Review

 

Generic Bandage Review

 

Posted in Parenting | Tagged Band-Aids, Cars, Comics, Dora, Funny, Reviews, Yoda | Leave a reply

Before I Had Kids Dictionary Definitions: Camping

Posted on September 24, 2012 by Before I Had Kids
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Definition of Camping With Kids

Posted in Children | Tagged Camping, Comics, Definitions, Dictionary, Funny, Kids | Leave a reply

How “sleeping in” changes when you have kids

Posted on September 19, 2012 by Before I Had Kids
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Sleeping in as a Teenager

 

Sleeping in as a Twentysomething

 

Sleeping in when you have Kids

 

Posted in Life in General | Tagged Beer, Chicken McNuggets, Comics, Funny, Sleeping In | 1 Reply

Parenting Math #2

Posted on September 13, 2012 by Before I Had Kids
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Parenting Math Clipping Kids' Nails

Posted in Parenting | Tagged Comics, Despair, Fingernails, Math, Parenting, Toenails | 1 Reply

Myths & Lore of Parenting: #887

Posted on September 11, 2012 by Before I Had Kids
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Parenting Myths 887

All Myths & Lore of Parenting

Posted in Parenting | Tagged Brazil, Cleaning, Comics, Myths & Lore, Parenting Myths | Leave a reply

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