Before I had kids I knew just the right amount about bodily functions – far, far . . . far less than I know now.
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Tag Archives: Bodily Functions
Never say never
Before I had kids I pretty much never had lengthy conversations with my spouse about poop.
Onslaught
Before I had kids, if you had told me that one day a child would poop on me, and then while I was cleaning up that poop, he would pee all over me, and I wouldn’t murder him . . . I would have called you a filthy liar.
