Only two of these things will *actually* help you

Top 5 Bestselling Parenting Books:

1. Shit my Dad Says

Sh*t My Dad Says

2. The Glass Castle

Glass Castle, The

3. The Happiest Baby on the Block: The New Way to Calm Crying and Help Your Newborn Baby Sleep Longer

The Happiest Baby on the Block: The New Way to Calm Crying and Help Your Newborn Baby Sleep Longer

4.  What to Expect When You’re Expecting: 4th Edition

What to Expect When You're Expecting: 4th Edition

5.  How to Talk so Kids Will Listen and Listen so Kids Will Talk

How to Talk So Kids Will Listen & Listen So Kids Will Talk

Top 5 Bestselling Parenting Aids:

1. Chardonnay

Wine for Daddy

2. Barney & Friends on TIVO

Barney & Friends

3. Exersaucers (AKA Neglect-O-Saucers)

Neglect-O-Saucer

4. The camouflaging aroma of coffee

Vodka for Mommy

5. Sleepovers at Grandma’s House

Sleepover at Grandma's