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		<title>Things Kids Say #8</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 10:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>The prescription drug warning label I&#8217;d like to see</title>
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		<title>The 9 Best TV Theme Songs of the 1980s</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 15:15:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Fellow children of the 1980s, please join me in this flashback tour down After School Avenue, just past Parental Neglect Place to a the cheese-filled wonderland known as 1980s Television . . . Honourable Mention: The Fresh Prince of &#8230; <a href="http://beforeihadkids.com/the-9-best-tv-theme-songs-of-the-1980s/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Childish Book Reviews #1: The Princess Who Never Laughed</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 18:53:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; This week&#8217;s review: Disney&#8217;s The Princess Who Never Laughed starring the inimitable Goofy. &#160; &#160; This little gem is written by  . . . wait . . . no author credit? &#160; &#160; So who penned this masterpiece? Just &#8230; <a href="http://beforeihadkids.com/childish-book-reviews-1-the-princess-who-never-laughed/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>This is what Saturday morning looks like in our house.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2013 20:17:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>The Toddler Dossier</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 May 2013 15:08:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Things Kids Say #7</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Apr 2013 06:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>A Brief Word on the Superiority of the Canadian Bacon n&#8217; Egg McMuffin</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Apr 2013 20:45:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; I&#8217;m actually not a huge fan of McDonald&#8217;s post-10:30-AM lineup, but I really like McDonald&#8217;s breakfast. &#160; I used to get one or two Bacon n&#8217; Egg McMuffin per month (7 or 8). &#160; Then I moved to the &#8230; <a href="http://beforeihadkids.com/a-brief-word-on-the-superiority-of-the-canadian-bacon-n-egg-mcmuffin/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Meanwhile, Back in Canada . . .</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Mar 2013 20:01:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Now that we are in the process of moving back to Canada from Seattle (that is a story for another time, my friends), it has been nice to get re-acquainted with some key elements from our homeland: &#160; The &#8230; <a href="http://beforeihadkids.com/meanwhile-back-in-canada/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Things Kids Say #6</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Mar 2013 20:13:21 +0000</pubDate>
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