My name is Carey. I live in Seattle, Washington via Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, with my lovely wife and my (often) delightful children who provide no shortage of material for the silly parenting comics & whatnot you will find on this site.

It may shock you to learn that I am not, in fact, a professional artist.

Email: onthefelt at gmail dot com

These are my people. This photo was taken a little more than a year ago, so the weeds are now much longer.

This is my dog. She is large enough to chew an enormous hole through the side of a house (take my word for that one).

This is me and my children at a baseball game. I am the one wearing the backpack full of kid junk (because children require a tremendous number of accessories at all times in all places) and snacks to smuggle in to the ballpark (because children consume tremendous amounts of food and money).

This is me at a picnic with my children. I’m the one who didn’t bring a picnic blanket . . . to a picnic . . . because I am all fulled up with teh smarts.

These are my girls taking a photo in the yard in Washington State shortly after we took the kids for brunch IN A BREWERY. If you are looking for examples of upstanding parenting & mentorship, you have come to the wrong place.

This is me with my children at a state fair. I require the family to dress in uniform whenever we leave the house.

This is me, my kids and my parents at Pike Place Market in Seattle. My parents are my biggest fans and love all the crap I make, from that macaroni-and-popsicle-stick disaster in grade one to this website.

This is me and my son tubing near Wenatchee, Washington. We are Canadian, so our natural state is laying in an innertube, holding a bottle of beer and a fistful of bacon.