Why I named my kids “Porsche” and “Audi”

Before I had kids, I had lots of money.

I didn’t know it at the time, but it turns out that way back when we were still childless, we were HELLA WEALTHY and don’t even get me started on the MOUNTAINS OF FREE TIME.

Remember back when you used to buy CDs and DVDs on a whim?  When you ate out or ordered in every second meal, just because you felt like it?  When you went to movies on a regular basis and EVEN BOUGHT THE POPCORN??

Here’s pretty much what my budget looked back when were were living the child-free high life :

My budget before I had kids

And here’s approximately what it looks like now . . .

My budget now that I have kids

Not Pictured: Birth Control

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