Before I had kids I did not understand that Going To A Movie is not a simple entertainment activity, but rather, is a carefully-orchestrated, catastrophically-expensive symphony of planning, timing, determination and luck.
Before I had kids, if you had told me that one day a child would poop on me, and then while I was cleaning up that poop, he would pee all over me, and I wouldn’t murder him . . . I would have called you a filthy liar.
